Look at the Size of Those…

Look at the Size of Those… I was going to say, “Openworks.” You probably thought I was going to say, “Breasts.” Didn’t you?

A Public Service Announcement from Doodlesam.com

Don’t forget to water your tree! “U.S. fire departments responded to an estimated average of 210 home structure fires per year!” (Click that sentence. It’s a link.) Use your noodle people! Only you can prevent...

I Used to Have a Pet Hamster. His Name Was Pancho.

I Miss That Guy. Pancho had it made. He had a nice pad. He had a sweet Habitrail suite. Prime location next to Kennedy Space Center. He got a lot of hamster babes back in...

Last Night I Dreamt that Ted Nugent Doused Me with Lighter Fluid and Set Me on Fire

Further proof that smoking kills. I am completely baffled by this dream. I’m pretty sure Ted Nugent doesn’t even drink.

Walk Softly and Carry a Big Question Mark

Ask Questions. Remember: there’s no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people. Don’t be one.

How I Survive Corporate Meetings

(This article was originally published on my other website in March 2007.) I have a tendency to doodle while in meetings at work. Sometimes I do it just to keep myself awake. Sometimes I do...

Dudes

A blast from the past. August 2009. Yes, that is my eyeball lurking in the background. If I remember correctly, this was a quick sketch done on the back of a paper that came in...

Big Jane Seems to Have a Thing for Tiny Mike

This is Only a Doodle

THIS IS ONLY A DOODLE. IT IS NOT ME. IT IS NOT ANYONE. JUST NEEDED TO KEEP MY HAND MOVING. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

Pre-dinner Doodling

I wish all restaurants covered their tables with paper like this.

Where Is My Food?

I LOVE IHOP!