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Look at the Size of Those…
Look at the Size of Those… I was going to say, “Openworks.” You probably thought I was going to say, “Breasts.” Didn’t you?
I Check My Phone Repeatedly Hoping You Will Text Me Back
Sometimes I obsess.
A Public Service Announcement from Doodlesam.com
Don’t forget to water your tree! “U.S. fire departments responded to an estimated average of 210 home structure fires per year!” (Click that sentence. It’s a link.) Use your noodle people! Only you can prevent...
When Jimmy Arrived at the Christmas Party He Realized He Had Forgotten Glen’s Gift at Home
Merry Christmas from Doodlesam! Don’t be forgetful and ruin the holiday like Jimmy the Stick.
I Used to Have a Pet Hamster. His Name Was Pancho.
I Miss That Guy. Pancho had it made. He had a nice pad. He had a sweet Habitrail suite. Prime location next to Kennedy Space Center. He got a lot of hamster babes back in...
Last Night I Dreamt that Ted Nugent Doused Me with Lighter Fluid and Set Me on Fire
Further proof that smoking kills. I am completely baffled by this dream. I’m pretty sure Ted Nugent doesn’t even drink.
Walk Softly and Carry a Big Question Mark
Ask Questions. Remember: there’s no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people. Don’t be one.
I’ve Got that Dissociated Migraine Feeling Again
I’ve Got that Dissociated Migraine Feeling Again Sometimes I feel separated from myself when the migraine condition begins to take hold. Eventually, I feel detached from the human race and often feel like my existence...
Evil-Eyed Jesus and the “Thinking Men”
“Thinking Men” Add Color “Thinking Men” add color wherever they present themselves. The world is not black and white. It’s much more nuanced. Don’t you think? Allow me to color your mind with this thought...